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For the Record

7/18/2013  3 replies    

Um, yeah.

11/26/2012  1 replies    

Saturday Is Roger Holm Day

8/3/2012  0 replies    

Chunks Fire That Press Release Guy

3/6/2012  11 replies    

Chunks Clinch Final Playoff Spot

10/12/2011  2 replies    

Chunks Dominated in Finals

7/25/2011  0 replies    

Chunks Chucked from D.II

4/11/2011  3 replies    

Gut Check Time for Chunks

4/3/2011  1 replies    

Chunks Fall to 7th Place

2/23/2011  1 replies    

Another Slow Start for the Chunks

2/7/2011  0 replies    

Chunks Get First Win

10/20/2010  0 replies    

Eric Paz, the Last Original Chunk, Enters HOF

10/8/2010  0 replies    

Chunks End Ugly Season

10/5/2010  0 replies    

Garrido First Chunks HOF Inductee

8/26/2010  0 replies    

Chunks Stumble into All Star Break

8/17/2010  0 replies    

Blowing Chunks

7/23/2010  0 replies    

Chunks Expect More in Lucky 13

6/30/2010  0 replies    

Progress

5/12/2010  0 replies    

Chunks Survive Again, Finish 5th

3/8/2010  0 replies    

Chunks Limp into All Star Break

2/2/2010  0 replies    

Chunks Survive Relegation Playoff

12/9/2009  0 replies    

Despair

9/24/2009  0 replies    

2 OT Shocker!

9/13/2009  0 replies    

Champs!

9/5/2009  1 replies    

Chunks Win Conference Again

8/24/2009  0 replies    

Chunks Fall in Finals

6/1/2009  0 replies    

Chunk Finish With League-Best Record in Season 8

5/19/2009  0 replies    

Chunks Holding Top Record

4/22/2009  0 replies    

Chunks Finish Successfull Season As Runners Up

2/22/2009  0 replies    

Chunks Finish with Best Record

2/9/2009  0 replies    

Chunks Charge into Div. III

12/10/2008  1 replies    

Champs!

11/16/2008  0 replies    

Perfect Regular Season!

11/2/2008  0 replies    

Total Domination

10/5/2008  1 replies    

Chunks Coasting in 1st Place

9/2/2008  0 replies    

Chunks Dominate Season Opener

8/16/2008  0 replies    

Chunks Fall in Finals Tie Breaker

8/13/2008  0 replies    

Chuks Lose First Game to Bears73

8/6/2008  0 replies    

Chunks reach the League Finals

8/5/2008  0 replies    

Chunks Finish 2nd, Start Playoffs at Home

7/26/2008  0 replies    

Chunks Fall into 2nd

7/6/2008  0 replies    

Chunks Reach 1st Place

7/2/2008  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Perfect Regular Season!

The New York Chunks have accomplished the first major goal of the season, and it was done in dominating fashion. The perfect regular season has been achieved with a perfect 22-0 record. The Chunks will now look to finish strong with a perfect playoff run and advancement to Division III.

How dominant was the regular season? The average point differential was 30.7 points per game, which means the average game was a completely one-sided blow-out. What further emphasizes the degree to which the Chunks have completely overplayed the competition is the heavy use of the second-stringers in the starting line-up, and the sheer number of games that the Chunks clearly coasted with less-than-average effort. The chunks did not play a single game with all regular starters in the line-up, no player started more than 15 games, only 4 players played in at least 20 games, and only one player averaged 25.0 minutes per game.

Given the rest that every player has received throughout the season, every player is in great game shape and ready to finish out this statement season with nothing less than the championship.
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