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WE LIKE BIG LUGE ... and we cannot lie
Posted on 4/28/2025
You other teams can't deny
That when a luge walks in with a really tinny base
And a 5-star showin' its face
We get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that shot was stuffed
Deep in the post we're sliding
We're hooked on the luge we're riding
Oh, baby we wanna race with ya
And rock your luge-ah
Our GMs tried to warn us
But that sled you got
Makes (you take warning)
Ooh, hill of smooth snow
You say you wanna get in our sled?
Well lean back, lean back 'cause you ain't that average brake man
I've seen them slidin'
To hell with the line ride
She's sweet and fleet
Got it goin' like a Olympic yeet
I'm tired of magazines
Saying new sleds are the thing
Take the average buzzah and ask him that
Luge gotta pack much rack
So, buzzer! (Yeah), beater! (yeah)
Has your driver got the charge? (Hell yeah)
Tell 'em to slide it! (Slide it), slide it (slide it)
Slide that stealthy sled
Baby got luge!
