I just got back from a lovely vacation in Cabo. Everything went super smooth, best trip of my life. Then at Customs on the way back in turned out my girlfriend had a warrant for her arrest. Wonder when I'll see her again?
Sounds interesting.
I'm single (how single?) / 29 / Los Angeles by way of New York -> Pittsburgh -> London. England sucks.
Woh, this just got good. What did she do? You're now single so either she killed puppies for fun or she's in jail and you can't really date someone in jail. But you've gotta worry, when she gets out...she'll shank you for dumping her.
There is more to this story, and I must know it.