When I find a piece of mail or my wife to tell me the address again, I'll post it here for all to see. I like fanmail.
I'll send you fan-mail!
I deliver all correspondence via mule. It's slow, but reliable. The only problem is my mule doesn't like making turns. So if there's a wall or similar type obstacle anywhere along the way, it could be a while.
Also, a head's up... the mule will probably insist on entering your home & looking around before letting you take the fan-mail. Hope that's ok with your wife?