it's halftime of my exhibition game for my Utopia team. the opposing team did not bother to dress anyone out. my guys are playing five lucky fans.
the score is 84 - 10.
my team has 48 fouls.
three players have already fouled out (one in six minutes, one in nine) and a fourth player has five fouls.
he is 0 - 6 from the floor, but 10 for 80 from the FT line.
i've never seen anything like it.
