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From: shikago

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260649.81 in reply to 260649.80
Date: 7/17/2014 2:21:04 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
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Let's recap:
I simply pointed out that BB used to give advance notice for changes. But that now they weren't . I gave the "controversial" opinion that I'd prefer they'd announce their future plans. (Regardless of changes, or if I like them or not). For some reason you took issue with that?


Now for the reply:
You ask a fairly dumb question,
In the future, when you ask a simple, basic, and obvious question
I never even asked you a question. I gave a simple opinion.


don't insult and laugh at someone that answers it in a simple manner when they're trying to help
I never asked for "help"? Again,all i did was give a simple opinion. For some reason, you felt the need to give a patronizing, remedial explanation on the changes? (speaking of insulting!) Which I was never even argued against in the first place. Instead of letting it bother me, I just laughed it off. Guess that bothers you too? (Note to self: don't have opinions or laugh!)


I don't want to help you comprehend this any longer.

Wasn't asking for help comprehending anything. So it works out great!

Sometimes when you don't understand something, it isn't the teachers fault, but the inability of the student to comprehend....
Well the "teacher" can't even comprehend the difference between an opinion & a question. So there's that...


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260649.83 in reply to 260649.82
Date: 7/17/2014 4:52:29 PM
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What a Sourpis'ing match!

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260649.84 in reply to 260649.75
Date: 7/17/2014 8:58:33 PM
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We know you have been collecting all those relics and are waiting till they get all atrocious skills. Now why would I think you'd go and ruin that by training stamina


kind of an interesting question -- if a player who has all atrocious skills but also has proficient stamina, does that mean he can be atrocious for a full 48 minutes? conversely, if that same atrocious player has atrocious stamina, then after about 12 minutes do his skills become less atrocious?

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260649.85 in reply to 260649.84
Date: 7/17/2014 11:46:49 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Ha, that's like one of those questions people meditate on.

if that same atrocious player has atrocious stamina, then after about 12 minutes do his skills become less atrocious?
You made me wonder about something though... Players with pure zero stamina. Are they just at maximum fatigue the instant they check into the game? Or is there some kind of weird, backwards enhancement from it?

What's the highest stamina for an all-atrocious player you've seen anyway?


From: Yuck

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260649.86 in reply to 260649.85
Date: 7/17/2014 11:57:51 PM
Cassville Yuck
III.3
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Yuckville Cass
Alright Shikago, homework time.


Weekly salary: $ 655
Role: draws a paycheck
(BuzzerBeta)

DMI: 2000
Age: 41
Height: 5'9" / 175 cm
Potential: role player
Game Shape: respectable
Jump Shot: atrocious Jump Range: mediocre
Outside Def.: pitiful Handling: atrocious
Driving: pitiful Passing: inept
Inside Shot: inept Inside Def.: atrocious
Rebounding: atrocious Shot Blocking: atrocious
Stamina: awful Free Throw: inept

Experience: prominent

This is my worst player. I realize he doesn't crack your top 20 but hear me out. He has been on my roster for 837 days. Roughly 119 weeks. He started at around 1300 salary per week. Let's figure average salary in the time I have owned him at 1000 bucks a week. He has chewed up roughly 120k in paychecks since I have owned him. When you have a spare 4 hours, I would like to see the estimated dollars spent on the guys on your roster with less than 1k salary currently.

From: A-Dub

To: Yuck
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260649.87 in reply to 260649.11
Date: 7/18/2014 2:13:23 AM
Upsyndrome
IV.21
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I feel like the stripper that doesn't get any private parties.


You feel like an unappreciated stripper. Right? To counteract this feeling, I would suggest for you to live your life as a gay woman. Trust me, I've watched a few episodes of Dr. Phil.

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: AZ

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260649.88 in reply to 260649.80
Date: 7/18/2014 11:35:28 AM
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Oh man, I'm sorry. That's brutal. BB is like an evil god that takes delight in torturing people. Sort of like Comcast?

I always felt there should be some built in injury maximums, as a safe guard. Or rather, zero injuries period, but a set limit on injuries at the very least. Your top two players have 2 and 3 week injuries. That's outrageous.

From: shikago

To: Yuck
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260649.89 in reply to 260649.86
Date: 7/18/2014 1:12:42 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
This is my worst player. I realize he doesn't crack your top 20 but hear me out. He has been on my roster for 837 days. Roughly 119 weeks. He started at around 1300 salary per week. Let's figure average salary in the time I have owned him at 1000 bucks a week. He has chewed up roughly 120k in paychecks since I have owned him. When you have a spare 4 hours, I would like to see the estimated dollars spent on the guys on your roster with less than 1k salary currently.

Oh wow. Honestly... not sure I want to know! And then there's guys like Sam Mills too. (6494388) (original player). Wish his salary would've started dropping a lot sooner than it did.



From: shikago

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260649.90 in reply to 260649.87
Date: 7/18/2014 1:14:48 PM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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You feel like an unappreciated stripper. Right? To counteract this feeling, I would suggest for you to live your life as a gay woman. Trust me, I've watched a few episodes of Dr. Phil.

That's a Dr. Phil classic! "I want you to start living as a gay woman."

(http://youtu.be/2mIIO7l8PBE?t=3m35s)


From: lathrop

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260649.91 in reply to 260649.81
Date: 7/18/2014 8:57:33 PM
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Let's recap:
I simply pointed out that BB used to give advance notice for changes. But that now they weren't . I gave the "controversial" opinion that I'd prefer they'd announce their future plans. (Regardless of changes, or if I like them or not). For some reason you took issue with that?


Now for the reply:
You ask a fairly dumb question,
In the future, when you ask a simple, basic, and obvious question
I never even asked you a question. I gave a simple opinion.


Still absolutely clueless. Re-read your initial post again and tell me what those question marks mean. Oh yeah, not an opinion, but probably a question....

Nice try trying to backpedal, some people even bought it. Go ahead and brush your shoulder off.

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