I am five beers in so here goes....
Oh, a quién le importa mierda. Hrudey es divertido y el resto del mundo que me puede soplar. Todavía no estoy completamente positivo engaño enviaban Eagles, pero yo no puto cuidado.
Unfortunately Spanish is a real language (unlike Dutch, which is a made up language the Netherhollandaise made up to troll us all - they're very funny). Luckily, I have studied French and really, Spanish is just French with tequila replacing wine. So with that, it looks like you're saying:
Oh, crap is important to a dog. Hrudey has diverticulitis and a powerful enough suplex to put the world to sleep. Bolivians are not completely sure about a sustainable Eagle-powered electic engine, but Housekeeping!