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Day 13 (Saturday 23 August 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew 112 - Pittsburgh Peacocks 86
Arizona Desert Storm 90 - Social Security Kings 52
Asingratitos BC 100 - Mississippi Cobras 51
Best Freakin Team Ever, Man 79 - Gunslingers 103
Globo Gym 95 - Mountain Eagles 112
2 left feet 109 - AMC SPIRITS 110
KDB 124 - Maryland Champions 104
Las Vegas Silver Stars 112 - Bonham Bricklayers 51

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 124 : KDB
Rebounds : 61 : Asingratitos BC
Assists : 40 : KDB
Steals : 14 : Arizona Desert Storm
Block Shots : 12 : Asingratitos BC

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 39 : J. Daocai (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew)
Rebounds : 19 : C. Lendvai (Mississippi Cobras)
Assists : 13 : S. Abis (KDB)
Steals : 4 : R. Bottaro (Arizona Desert Storm)
Block Shots : 7 : A. El-Edwan (Asingratitos BC)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : J. Daocai (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew) (39 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 48
Shooting Guard : T. Ouellette (Mountain Eagles) (22 Points, 14 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 3 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 40
Small Forward : R. Bottaro (Arizona Desert Storm) (26 Points, 10 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 4 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 27
Power Forward : I. Bezer (KDB) (25 Points, 9 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 37
Center : V. Marino (Mountain Eagles) (33 Points, 6 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32

MVP of the evening
J. Daocai (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew) (39 Points, 6 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 48

The bad performance of the evening
M. Pucnik (Bonham Bricklayers) (0 Points, 2 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -9

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : A. El-Edwan (Asingratitos BC) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : L. Dingfu (Globo Gym), J. Earl (Maryland Champions), S. Solé (KDB), J. Moore (Maryland Champions), C. Dunlap (Las Vegas Silver Stars), M. Allik (Bonham Bricklayers) : 5 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : J. Daocai (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew), M. Knight (Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew), N. Borges (Mississippi Cobras), V. Marino (Mountain Eagles), F. Prestidge (Globo Gym), W. Bangcheng (KDB), E. Berman (Bonham Bricklayers), M. Pucnik (Bonham Bricklayers) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : C. Girón Ruiz (AMC SPIRITS), T. Šilauskis (Bonham Bricklayers) : 5 Three points

The best performer : T. Wirayuda (Gunslingers) : Rating : 20.0

The worst performer : M. Allik (Bonham Bricklayers) : Rating : 1.5

III.1 Allstars!

Great 8

Jia Daocai [Janitor Crew]
Jia makes his 1st all star appearance, to go along with his valiant U21 campaign. Jia is averaging 20 PPG and 4.2 APG while shooting 50% from the field leading Antwon out of his "jet2holiday" season so far

Rinaldo Peron [AZ Desert Storm]
Peron is making his 6th all star appearance, shooting lights out at 51% from the field and 50% from deep. His 22 PPG and 5 assists are powering the potent AZ offense, shooting hotter than the AZ heat atm.

Cas Debackere [Globo Gym]
Cas is cashing in on his 2nd all star appearance, coming off his incumbent campaign at U21 and a prior season promotion via D4. The Hacker is averaging an impressive 18.4 PPG on 55% from the field and 43% from 3, propelling the Globo Gym to a surprising 8-5 record and currently in the playoff hunt in the Great 8.

Neil Bacon [AZ Desert Storm]
The big man down low has been dominating the paint for AZ, with 1990s post moves and tenacious ferocity on the glass. His 1st all star appearance comes from his 16.5 pts/13 boards/ 1.6 blocks keeps the defense steady and the offense pouring in for AZ.

Noah Judd [AZ Desert Storm]
1st all star appearance despite getting dangled in tons of trade conversations, Judd has been balling out in the desert, anchoring their stout defense at 13 boards and nearly 3 blocks a night. The high powered offense means he doesn't have to do much, as he sits back and just enforces when needed.

-----Backups

Fidencio Covarrubias [AZ Desert Storm]
Fidencio is making his 5th all star appearance going across the river and balling out in Arizona, averaging a modest 15.4 PPG and 5.6 APG. Not as potent as his friends, but 46% from the field on the best team in league will give you a popularity boost

Zhu He [BFT Ever]
He makes an 8th all star appearance! The seasoned veteran doesn't have a ton of time left, but he's making the most of it averaging 24 points on 44/44 from the field. The lone bright spot on BFT, he continues to ball out to keep them alive from relegation.

Tyrone Buckley [Janitor Crew]
Veteran leadership, definitely undervalued on some teams but not for the crew! Tyrone makes his 5th all star appearance leading the young crew to a quick turnaround, averaging 14 points with 5 rebounds and 5 assists fostering growth and development from within.

Ion Bezer [King Drive Ballers]
The channel makes his 6th all star appearance, headlining KDB's unconventional style of crashing the boards and squeezing every opportunity possible to get a bucket. He's been one of the catalyst for this season, averaging 17.5 points and 13.5 boards a night for the Ballers.

Zhong Dewen [Globo Gym]
JaVale McGee equivalent thong makes his 5th all star appearance, sporting a solid defensive prescense for Globo Gym with his 13 boards and just under 2 blocks a night. Are those moving screens that impactful?

III.1 Allstars!

Big 8

Moritz Wimmer [Gunslingers]
Wimmer makes his 2nd all star appearance headlining the 3-headed Gunslinging monster, with 16 PPG on 48/42 shooting to go with 4.3 assist per night providing much needed ammunition.

Tommy Putra Wirayuda [Gunslingers]
Tommy Gun is participating in his 6th all star game, being a clutch gadget in the Gunslingers offense, with a rather impressive 49/38/89 splits on about 17PPG. Bonafide bucket getter, that's all he's here to do. Best average rating in the league too puts MVP watchers on notice.

Matej Vasil [Gunslingers]
Vasil is another key component of the Gunslingers' machine, shooting a scorching hot 55/45/93 %, one of the best marks in the league! With a lot of attention on the other guards, he finishes plays and also adds 7 rebounds to his 17 points a night. Quite surprising a shooter of that caliber is only making his 4th all star appearance.

Theodore Ouellette [Mountain Eagles]
O Block will compete in his 5th all star game. After a slow start to his career, the former 1st overall pick has become III.1's Rudy Gobert, averaging nearly 3 blocks and 13 rebounds a night. His underrated playmaking at over 4 assists help give keeps the Eagles' offense right.

René Lince [Mountain Eagles]
The ying to Marino's yang, Lince leads the Eagles 1-2 punch in most statistical categories (except scoring) en route to his debut all star appearance! An all round savant, Lince averages just below 24 PPG on 51/48 % shooting, to go with 12.5 rebounds, 1.5 steals and 2.7 blocks a night; a very intimidating 2-way star

------Backups


Eduardo Sanchiz [AMC Spirits]
Steady Eddy has been helping navigate the Spirits to a solid playoff berth, with 12.8 points, 4.3 rebounds and 3.8 assists en route to his 1st all star appearance.

Torben Opstrup [Pittsbrugh Peacocks]
Making an outstanding 8th all star appearance, Opstrup has the playoff contending Peacocks right where they wanna be, guiding his big men with 6.2 ast to go with 14.5 points a night. Might not be burning nets, but he's been what the Peacocks need to stay in the hunts

Carlos José Girón Ruiz [AMC Spirits]
Ruiz is the star player for AMC, averaging 16/6 on an impressive 50/46/80 shooting splits. The key ingredient to AMC's success, Ruiz is making his all star debut and is looking to continue his hot shooting to propel the spirits into the playoffs.

Miroljub Vulić [AMC Spirits]
The former U21 Star has finally made his all star debut! Vulic has been a beast in the paint, averaging 15/9 and 2 blocks to bust down on any oppositions in the paint. Vulic is also shooting an impressive 50/46/85 from the field, stretching the floor with ease and control.

Gašpar Škalec [Pittsburgh Peacocks]
The big show down low has only attempted 4 threes, but that's no worries since he eats bigs in the paint for lunch, averaging 17 and 13 with 1.2 blocks a night. His 3rd all star appearance comes by virtue of his great efficiency, as he balls within his limits and makes opposing big men pay.




Last edited by tough at 8/25/2025 10:20:13 PM

We're just gonna ignore that the leagues leading scorer isn't an all star, eh?


tough's All Snub Team (I'm going positionless like how I suggested in the BB USA Discord):


Mark Knight [Janitor Crew]
Could say it was a very competitve guard market in the Great 8 compared to Big 8, Knight was the 2nd leading scorer on the Crew with 16.4 PPG

Victor Marino [Mountain Eagles]
League's leading scorer. 49/49/84 splits. Top 10 efficiency. Nuff said.

Fergus Prestidge [Globo Gym]
tbh I think he's been better than Cas, averages 5 more points on more cumulative attempts. Not to mention more rebounds too.

Massimiliano Macolino [Gunslingers]
He's been arguably better than Skalec, and on a better team too. 9.3 boards and 1.4 blocks is nothing to scoff at, and if Faviano from AZ can make it off of 1st place popularity, Maco can too.

Kenton Hoskins [Social Security Kings]
Hoskins' been doing yeoman's work for the Kings, giving them 13 points, 3.6 assists, 12 boards and a block a night trying to lift the Kings to relevance on great efficiency. It's an absolute travesty that the league doesn't recognize what he's doing as far as team impact.

More great editorials from the Eagles Times... Thanks for all the fun stuff to read!

Well done as always, tough!