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194698.39 in reply to 194698.37
Date: 3/6/2012 3:21:12 AM
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~*Premium Mentor Service*~

If a team buys me supporter I'll be their mentor/shaman for the duration of it. I'll send unprompted treatises on random BB theories, and answer even the most trivial questions/concerns with long, exhaustive responses. This offer extends to teams of any division, and includes a coupon redeemable for a specially designed team logo.

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194698.41 in reply to 194698.39
Date: 3/6/2012 12:39:48 PM
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Would you be willing to also change your team name to one of my chosing for the duration? If I'm going to support a team I'd want it to have a much more badass name.

Group hug!
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194698.42 in reply to 194698.41
Date: 3/6/2012 4:48:13 PM
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Yes.

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194698.43 in reply to 194698.42
Date: 3/6/2012 5:40:41 PM
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Just to clarify, you would change it to anything of my chosing? You'd be cool with, say, any of these:

Ginormous Prostate Spasms
Sharon's Bitches
Coelacanth Humpers
mTIE this, buttmunch
I Very Much Dislike BB-Charles

Group hug!
From: Yuck

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194698.44 in reply to 194698.43
Date: 3/6/2012 5:47:08 PM
Cassville Yuck
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Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
mTIE this, buttmunch


This is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day

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194698.45 in reply to 194698.43
Date: 3/6/2012 6:30:06 PM
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Ginormous Prostate Spasms


It seems you want my team name to be badass in a more literal sense than I had imagined. I'm afraid I have to remove you from the lottery now. The first twenty teams who claim my offer will be each assigned a number for placement on a golf ball. The first hole-in-one on my personal double black diamond mini-golf course will win my mentoring services, after my supporter is bought and I assign my players jersey numbers. On your mark. Get set. GO!

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194698.46 in reply to 194698.45
Date: 3/6/2012 7:59:39 PM
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I'm afraid I have to remove you from the lottery now.

Quite understandable. But if you change your mind, I'm actually thinking it may be worth $11.99 for the privilege of renaming an NBBA team. Lemme know when you get more desperate for some of that sweet, sweet supporter.

Group hug!
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194698.47 in reply to 194698.40
Date: 3/6/2012 8:02:29 PM
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Just like that, this forum is hopping again, lol

From: Caleb15
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194698.48 in reply to 194698.1
Date: 3/25/2012 11:27:23 PM
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I would like a mentor to. just to advise me on the direction I should be heading.

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194698.49 in reply to 194698.12
Date: 3/27/2012 2:56:53 PM
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I need a mentor to help me balance out my team and money. Im doing great but not making any cash. Ive been building my arena but no changes please help. Thanks.

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