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194698.35 in reply to 194698.2
Date: 2/29/2012 10:02:41 PM
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I could use a mentor. Specific areas I need help in...
Proper depth
managing game shape
re-arranging lineups around injuries
bringing along U21 and NT caliber PF player
Increasing my point differential in wins, and decreasing it in losses
when to TIE or do other tactic
Selecting offense/defense best suited for my team and not having to play the reactive/match-up game to opponent
Arena, when to expand, what to expand first, how to maximize revenues aside from the offsite ticket price indicator thing...

Here's what I have a completely and utterly solid grasp on:
Scouting, Drafting.

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194698.36 in reply to 194698.35
Date: 3/1/2012 2:57:04 PM
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Cool I'll find you a mentor and they will contact you shortly

From: Hopson

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194698.37 in reply to 194698.36
Date: 3/3/2012 3:03:38 PM
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Pick Me! Pick me! Haha,I still have no one to mentor :(.

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194698.39 in reply to 194698.37
Date: 3/6/2012 3:21:12 AM
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~*Premium Mentor Service*~

If a team buys me supporter I'll be their mentor/shaman for the duration of it. I'll send unprompted treatises on random BB theories, and answer even the most trivial questions/concerns with long, exhaustive responses. This offer extends to teams of any division, and includes a coupon redeemable for a specially designed team logo.

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194698.41 in reply to 194698.39
Date: 3/6/2012 12:39:48 PM
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Would you be willing to also change your team name to one of my chosing for the duration? If I'm going to support a team I'd want it to have a much more badass name.

Group hug!
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194698.42 in reply to 194698.41
Date: 3/6/2012 4:48:13 PM
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Yes.

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194698.43 in reply to 194698.42
Date: 3/6/2012 5:40:41 PM
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Just to clarify, you would change it to anything of my chosing? You'd be cool with, say, any of these:

Ginormous Prostate Spasms
Sharon's Bitches
Coelacanth Humpers
mTIE this, buttmunch
I Very Much Dislike BB-Charles

Group hug!
From: Yuck

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194698.44 in reply to 194698.43
Date: 3/6/2012 5:47:08 PM
Cassville Yuck
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Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
mTIE this, buttmunch


This is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day

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194698.45 in reply to 194698.43
Date: 3/6/2012 6:30:06 PM
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Ginormous Prostate Spasms


It seems you want my team name to be badass in a more literal sense than I had imagined. I'm afraid I have to remove you from the lottery now. The first twenty teams who claim my offer will be each assigned a number for placement on a golf ball. The first hole-in-one on my personal double black diamond mini-golf course will win my mentoring services, after my supporter is bought and I assign my players jersey numbers. On your mark. Get set. GO!

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