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Great write up and rankings :-) although, I would like to issue a formal protest of the number two ranked team in your power rankings!

Nothing about that lame strategy that falls under the category of a simulation... Asshatsniffalaficus should always have a 5+ penalty to wherever you think he should be ranked :-) So with all things being equal you would have ranked him number two like you did, that would mean he'd be ranked number seven :-)

Looking forward to seeing Mr weak sauce fade as the season goes along!

Last edited by Jason at 7/27/2025 12:09:07 AM

Game 5!!!


Day 5 (Saturday 26 July 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Maryland Champions 40 - Mountain Eagles 111
Bonham Bricklayers 78 - AMC SPIRITS 104
2 left feet 91 - Best Freakin Team Ever, Man 118
KDB 98 - Globo Gym 87
Arizona Desert Storm 102 - Las Vegas Silver Stars 70
Asingratitos BC 105 - Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew 97
Mississippi Cobras 73 - Pittsburgh Peacocks 115
Gunslingers 103 - Social Security Kings 63

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 118 : Best Freakin Team Ever, Man
Rebounds : 69 : Mountain Eagles
Assists : 38 : Mountain Eagles
Steals : 11 : Gunslingers
Block Shots : 10 : Arizona Desert Storm

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 47 : H. Kasmer (Asingratitos BC)
Rebounds : 21 : R. Lince (Mountain Eagles)
Assists : 12 : E. Jernfors (Asingratitos BC)
Steals : 5 : T. Wirayuda (Gunslingers)
Block Shots : 5 : H. Dirr (Arizona Desert Storm)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : M. Braspenning (2 left feet) (24 Points, 1 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 26
Shooting Guard : Z. He (Best Freakin Team Ever, Man) (25 Points, 3 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots), S. Koenig (Asingratitos BC) (27 Points, 5 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 26
Small Forward : C. Girón Ruiz (AMC SPIRITS) (32 Points, 12 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Power Forward : B. Alli (Gunslingers) (20 Points, 9 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 31
Center : R. Lince (Mountain Eagles) (35 Points, 21 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 59

MVP of the evening
R. Lince (Mountain Eagles) (35 Points, 21 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 59

The bad performance of the evening
A. Alefantakis (Maryland Champions) (0 Points, 2 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -17

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : P. Courbet (Social Security Kings) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : R. Weismuller (Best Freakin Team Ever, Man), S. Talaska (2 left feet) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : R. Lince (Mountain Eagles), E. Berman (Bonham Bricklayers), P. Hahn (KDB) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : H. Kasmer (Asingratitos BC) : 4 Three points

The best performer : V. Marino (Mountain Eagles) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : J. Yancey (Pittsburgh Peacocks), E. Wheeler (Mississippi Cobras), A. Alefantakis (Maryland Champions), A. Lassiter (Maryland Champions), M. Sotelo (Maryland Champions) : Rating : 5.0