Jeezuz. Stop. Hoosier is the lapdog of Satin. I have to see this tubby bitch on damn near a daily basis. He has my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch", and the remote control to my tv. Now he is being dangled as Coach of the Year? WTF? If you are going to give any praise or recognition, just stinkpalm him. You just take your hand and stick it in your ass. You been walkin all day so you're nervous and no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell. You'll look like your old man but shake hands with the guy. "Hello Mr Hoosier, how have you been."You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for two days. How does he explain that to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.
WOW! I am 42
WOW! I am 42 You could be my dad.
Stinkpalming is the secret to that distinctive aroma of genuine Alaskan home cooking and doubles as "Alaska cologne" or "Alaska perfume", depending on gender, which in Alaska is often hard to determine.
If you and my mom went to the same college, I may be your illegitimate child.