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274367.239 in reply to 274367.238
Date: 1/19/2016 8:08:13 PM
Arizona Cacti
III.8
Overall Posts Rated:
276276
Whew, switched from a normal and GDPing LI to prepping for a punt with no guesses with 45 seconds to go until rosters locked.

One of these seasons, I'll avoid getting beaten early in the cup but for now, my strategy of fashionably exiting earlier than all of you guys pays off again! :)

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274367.240 in reply to 274367.238
Date: 1/19/2016 8:11:56 PM
Arizona Desert Storm
III.1
Overall Posts Rated:
11251125


Desert Storm may or may not be done throwing games in pursuit of the Cup,


Well, I punted tonight....but for some reason Ron Swanson saved their A team for their Scrimmage game Thursday....Looks like I may have been out-punted and might get an unexpected win

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274367.241 in reply to 274367.238
Date: 1/19/2016 10:46:11 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
177177
The Tracy injury has sucked no question. But it also forced me to use a lineup that apparently works better together, their skills meld together a little better if that makes sense. And I've gotten some fortunate draws of teams punting and players on other teams going down. But I appreciate the vote!

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274367.242 in reply to 274367.238
Date: 1/20/2016 1:56:12 AM
Cassville Yuck
III.3
Overall Posts Rated:
555555
Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
Jeezuz. Stop. Hoosier is the lapdog of Satin. I have to see this tubby bitch on damn near a daily basis. He has my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch", and the remote control to my tv. Now he is being dangled as Coach of the Year? WTF?

If you are going to give any praise or recognition, just stinkpalm him. You just take your hand and stick it in your ass. You been walkin all day so you're nervous and no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.

You'll look like your old man but shake hands with the guy. "Hello Mr Hoosier, how have you been."

You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for two days. How does he explain that to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.

From: Hoosier

To: Yuck
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274367.243 in reply to 274367.242
Date: 1/20/2016 2:00:22 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Jeezuz. Stop. Hoosier is the lapdog of Satin. I have to see this tubby bitch on damn near a daily basis. He has my Punisher War Journal #6, my copy of "Fletch", and the remote control to my tv. Now he is being dangled as Coach of the Year? WTF?

If you are going to give any praise or recognition, just stinkpalm him. You just take your hand and stick it in your ass. You been walkin all day so you're nervous and no doubt you'll be sweaty as hell.

You'll look like your old man but shake hands with the guy. "Hello Mr Hoosier, how have you been."

You know how long it takes for that smell to come off? Scrub all you want, it'll stick around for two days. How does he explain that to his colleagues and family? They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly.



Like they already don't

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274367.244 in reply to 274367.242
Date: 1/20/2016 5:08:31 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
485485
Stinkpalming is the secret to that distinctive aroma of genuine Alaskan home cooking and doubles as "Alaska cologne" or "Alaska perfume", depending on gender, which in Alaska is often hard to determine.

From: J-Slo

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274367.245 in reply to 274367.240
Date: 1/20/2016 11:08:58 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
8888
Sentimental reasons: I wanted to get some of my original core D.V guys an NBBA start, and this game seemed like a sure loss anyway :) Still worth it although it stings a bit missing a potential desperately needed win.

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274367.246 in reply to 274367.244
Date: 1/21/2016 1:53:34 AM
Upsyndrome
IV.21
Overall Posts Rated:
708708
Second Team:
Upsyndrome II
I thought I saw a 7-foot Yeti once, before realizing it was just another hairy Alaskan woman. As she got closer I blew my rape whistle. You'll get your dick ripped off over there.

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: A-Dub

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274367.247 in reply to 274367.236
Date: 1/21/2016 1:58:23 AM
Upsyndrome
IV.21
Overall Posts Rated:
708708
Second Team:
Upsyndrome II
WOW! I am 42


WOW! If you flip the '4' and the '2' around your my age. You could be my dad.

Last edited by A-Dub at 1/21/2016 2:00:31 AM

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: Jason

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274367.248 in reply to 274367.247
Date: 1/21/2016 2:06:30 AM
Arizona Desert Storm
III.1
Overall Posts Rated:
11251125
WOW! I am 42



You could be my dad.


Doubt it...I've never had sexual relations with your mom. (Bill Clinton Accent)

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274367.249 in reply to 274367.244
Date: 1/21/2016 2:14:14 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Stinkpalming is the secret to that distinctive aroma of genuine Alaskan home cooking and doubles as "Alaska cologne" or "Alaska perfume", depending on gender, which in Alaska is often hard to determine.



Oh man, just imagine an Alaskan Sephora. The stench can be detected miles away.

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