Game RecapNearly 20,000 people packed into Monumental Arena in Mexico City on Monday night, anticipating another epic battle between #5 United States and #6 Uruguay. They would leave disappointed.
Earlier that day GM-Jason gave an inspirational speech to the USA players and staff, at one point stating "...you all must look within yourselves, and then do whatever it takes to win this game."
The players and staff took that statement literally. Assistant Coach Brian bribed the refs. Coco and Wozz, disguised as chauffeurs, drove half of the Uruguayan team to the wrong arena. Dexter Dennison and Ricky Logsdon drank and did some lines with Juan Bruschi
(6906109) and Guillermo Magnano
(9720604) the morning of the game. Jairo took some recipes from Taco Bell and poisioned Hamlet Coe
(4896877).
By gametime there were only 5 Uruguayan players available. It was a rout. Joe Bronson led the team with 24 points and 6 assists, as Team USA crushed depleted Uruguay 115-69
(15935).
As winners of Group C, Team USA will face Canada, Argentina, Brasil, Venezuela, and Bolivia in Round 2 of the Americas Tournament, starting next Monday vs our neighbors to the north, Canada. Stay tuned!
Last edited by jfarb at 9/20/2011 12:37:43 PM