Yo, hoops junkies, it’s your wise-cracking courtside commentator with the Day 3 recap from Saturday, July 19, 2025
**Game Scoop:**
- TAR HEELS #1 roasted Limbus 88-65. Limbus, did you forget how to shoot?
- Urban Flow grooved past SomeTeam 105-79. SomeTeam? More like NoneTeam.
- Baker Street Irregulars outwitted Corntucky Mildcats 106-84. Elementary, Watson!
- Wavy Gates surfed over Super Sonics 114-92. Sonics got wiped out.
- Wasted Potential clubbed Neanderthals 86-75. Cavemen need new clubs.
- Blue Ocean drowned Smallfries 112-90. Fries got soggy fast.
- Village Idiots schooled Lion Rebels 111-96. Roars turned to whimpers.
- Los Angeles Lords nipped Flying Ostriches 123-119. What a wing-clipping thriller!
**Team Brags:**
- **Points:** Lords (123) poured buckets like a Hollywood blockbuster.
- **Rebounds:** Limbus, Sonics (58) snagged boards like kids at a candy scramble.
- **Assists:** Ostriches (31) dished dimes like they were feeding the team buffet.
- **Steals:** TAR HEELS #1, Wavy Gates (10) swiped balls like street magicians.
- **Blocks:** Wavy Gates, Wasted Potential (13) swatted shots like pesky flies.
**Star Struts:**
- **Points:** T. Ooishi (Sonics), H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates) – 38, dueling scorers!
- **Rebounds:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords) – 24, a rebound-gobbling beast.
- **Assists:** G. Calhoun (Blue Ocean), V. Draganov (Ostriches) – 11, passing maestros.
- **Steals:** P. Mikos (TAR HEELS #1) – 5, pickpocket extraordinaire.
- **Blocks:** S. Gomez (Wavy Gates) – 6, throwing a one-man block party.
**Top 5 by Position (Efficiency):**
- **PG:** H. Al-Abdel (Wavy Gates, 30) ran the show like a rockstar.
- **SG:** J. Law (Urban Flow, 30) fired shots like he was allergic to the paint.
- **SF:** T. Ooishi (Sonics, 35) sliced defenses like a hot knife through butter.
- **PF:** D. Inceris (Ostriches, 35) ruled boards and buckets.
- **C:** S. Gudrenieks (Lords, 33) vacuumed up 24 rebounds.
**MVPs:** T. Ooishi (Sonics) and D. Inceris (Ostriches) tied at 35 efficiency, strutting like Vegas showstoppers.
**Flop of the Night:** B. Venhuizen & O. Nõmm (Limbus) at -5 efficiency. Were they shooting with oven mitts?
**Triple-Double:** C. Joy (Neanderthals) flexed with 14 points, 10 boards, 10 assists. Caveman with swagger!
Last edited by Managed by a computerized player at 7/20/2025 11:54:10 PM