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251906.143 in reply to 251906.142
Date: 1/25/2014 11:41:18 PM
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You were doing the ketchup dance just now, weren't you? Admit it. (Once again, no need to be embarrassed. Former II.4 manager SaulTNuts probably was too).

Well, that, and whatever it was that transpired with the Kelts and Milwaukee.

lol, guess i should have read the forums! been pretty busy the last few days.

Figures that I'm the first team to get the $100k / $80k /$10k guys. le sigh. You know... was going to play them like a normal game, then decided why not FCP / play backups & make it more fun. Oh well. (side note: so much for fatigue!)

Besides tonight's game, don't really see what playing the "big 3" will accomplish though? (excluding vs other tanking teams of course). Seems like it'll just be a matter of giving some teams a *massive* PD boost, & others a more modest one? BB treats all blowout losses the same anyway...



I was not familiar with the ketchup dance, but it looks like a Montezuma's Revenge themed Macarena. But there's little room for levity when I'm watching the Kings play a godawful brand of offense against the Ducks on one of the few games they're actually on nationally (and at Dodger stadium no less).

But yeah, tonight you got ambushed because of the part you played in everyone in the conference rolling over for Delta 9 last season. I mean, technically, you weren't around for that but that's just further proof that you never played a competitive lineup against him all season so it's your fault as much as anyone's.

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251906.144 in reply to 251906.143
Date: 1/26/2014 8:55:13 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
IV.1
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I was not familiar with the ketchup dance

That's one of the biggest selling songs in history. No joke. Over 7 million sold as of 2006.
BTW, the chorus is basically Rapper's Delight.

i said a hip, hop, the hippie the hippie... ...of the boogie, the beat
Aserejé, ja, de jé de jebe... ...an de buididipí


You can totally impress your wife with that. I imagine it going something like this:

hrudey's wife: [Marilyn Monroe type voice] "Oh hrudey, I never knew you were so knowledgeable & worldly." [swoon]
hrudey: [Does the ketchup dance, concluding with a pelvic thrust] "Then we've got some ketchuping-up to do. If you know what I mean."
hrudey's wife: [By now clearly all hot & bothered] "Oh my!" [attempts to cool off with an oriental hand-fan]
hrudey: "May I pay you a... condiment?" [Squeezes packet of ketchup, until it explodes all over wife.]
hrudey's wife: "You're... so... saucy..."
hrudey: "Code Red: there's plenty more where that came from."
hrudey's wife: "I... I... " [is overcome with excitement & faints]
hrudey: [lets wife hit ground & turns to GM-Jason] "Would you say this raised the Bar for worst fantasy sequence ever?"
shikago: "Hey, that's my line! Do you even know who Theo Bar is ?"


(oh no... just saw a japanese version, a snarky mexican critique, and now this:
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8lgfCpIPy8&feature=yo...))


Last edited by shikago at 1/26/2014 9:01:37 AM

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251906.145 in reply to 251906.144
Date: 1/26/2014 11:06:10 AM
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Well, it's the pelvic thru-u-ust that really drives you insa-a-a-a-ane.

But it would never work, unfortunately. Putting aside the fact that mustard is clearly the superior condiment anyhow, I think the only way I'm going to be called worldly is if my gravitational pull ends up pulling a large moon into my orbit. This is where of course a mean person would suggest that I'm currently sitting on such a large moon, but my backside is hardly astronomical in scale.

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251906.146 in reply to 251906.140
Date: 1/26/2014 11:25:56 AM
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Thought I'd get a little bit of a better home attendance bonus for Tuesdays loss.

From: Yuck

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251906.147 in reply to 251906.146
Date: 1/26/2014 9:41:24 PM
Cassville Yuck
II.1
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Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
Wow Great 8. Second through seventh place, what a dog fight that is. You guys have a complete mess over there.

Edit: this really shouldn't be directed at calfson, especially since he has decided to not partake in the craziness. Unfortunately I can't edit that little glitch.

Last edited by Yuck at 1/26/2014 9:43:54 PM

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251906.148 in reply to 251906.147
Date: 1/27/2014 1:07:33 PM
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I happen to believe that this whole league is a crazy mess, hence the decision to drop down to Div III and look to promote back to Div II. Although, with my luck, I'll end up right back here again.

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251906.149 in reply to 251906.148
Date: 1/27/2014 1:53:44 PM
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I happen to believe that this whole league is a crazy mess, hence the decision to drop down to Div III and look to promote back to Div II. Although, with my luck, I'll end up right back here again.


Remind me after we play tomorrow (when you can no longer try to sneak in a CT) to type in the fun retort "Your mom's a crazy mess." On second thought, don't read this post until then, and then remind me. Yes, I think we have all the bases covered now.

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251906.150 in reply to 251906.149
Date: 1/28/2014 7:55:06 PM
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I happen to believe that this whole league is a crazy mess, hence the decision to drop down to Div III and look to promote back to Div II. Although, with my luck, I'll end up right back here again.


Remind me after we play tomorrow (when you can no longer try to sneak in a CT) to type in the fun retort "Your mom's a crazy mess." On second thought, don't read this post until then, and then remind me. Yes, I think we have all the bases covered now.


Incidentally, not only is your mom not a crazy mess, I've been trying to tell smallfries to stop calling her one, what with human decency being so important in this day and age. He doesn't seem to care that you can CT him in a TV game or about her fine qualities as a human being.

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251906.151 in reply to 251906.150
Date: 1/28/2014 8:35:09 PM
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man, now my starting C, when is this injury gonna end!

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251906.152 in reply to 251906.151
Date: 1/28/2014 8:50:24 PM
Smallfries
III.14
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dang and my starting SG went down in the same game...

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251906.153 in reply to 251906.152
Date: 1/28/2014 8:59:40 PM
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i am pretty sure this damn new game engine is increasing injuries like crazy
just when injury list is getting short . . . . .
i already have an advanced DOC
where do u guys hire these guns that take my players out man
that's 7 for the season!

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