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A couple things:
1. Jason was fine. You act as if you could have done a better job.
2. I'm pretty sure jfarb can fend for himself.

This post was mostly a joke about Wolph. Relax.
...but Jason was far from fine as NT coach. YOU could have done better.(please don't respond)

I haven't quite figured out the angle you are coming from but you are kind of an ass. The passive aggressive pokes beneath an underlying dose of sarcastic filth, just make you irritating to the eyes. Wolph, however long winded and snippy he may be, usually gets around to a point. You never do. You just make outlying references to your previously fantastic life from the hearth of you currently dreary existence. Feel free to make a positive impact on the community or just go away.

What are you talking about, bro? Relax, don't be so serious.
Edit: That being said, your post is beautifully crafted. Its almost an honor to be bashed on this way.

Last edited by Coolbobj at 7/30/2013 2:38:19 AM

You just make outlying references to your previously fantastic life from the hearth of you currently dreary existence.

I don't really have anything important to say, but I feel like the craftsmanship of that sentence shouldn't go unnoticed. Like a diamond amongst the rough that is the internet today. Bravo sir.


Weird aside over. Carry on.

Things I Want in a NT Representative

- A healthy hatred of foreigners. I'm not promoting racism, just saying that I don't want a manager who is afraid to CT someone based on something their country did 50 years ago.

- A strong will. We don't elect wishy-washy leaders in America. If the manager thinks we can throw people off balance with a Patient/FCP approach this week, then by-golly he should go for it, regardless of the nerdy numbers and logical nonsense that says otherwise. These are the bold decisions that turn leaders into legends!

- An overall hatefulness. You name me one legendary coach who had decent blood pressure. Mike Ditka would have punched you in the mouth for wearing a sweater that hurt his eyes, and he won a Super Bowl. Bobby Knight once stabbed a Starbucks employee in the neck for asking if he wanted whipped cream on his coffee. And he did alright.

- A little bit of insecurity. Yes, he should have the balls to go Patient/FCP if he wants, but he should think about it real hard, because we have beheaded coaches for much lesser offenses. A tiny bit of self-doubt is what stops strong leaders from getting Gadhaffi'd.

- A proficiency in annoying Wolph


By this expert analysis, which is supported by 100% of people in the 50 states (97% in Guam, 94% in Puerto Rico), and by your own description, Jfarb is an almost EXACT match for who the American people want representing the NT.

Last edited by yeppers at 7/30/2013 3:31:35 AM

Told y'all not to mess with Wolph and now look what happened. He completely owned you guys.