You cheeky bastard! Usually I’d jump at such a generous offer, but given the circumstances I think I’ll stick with my old Yuck merch from your previous championships. Retro stuff is more my style. However, I’m sure there is a 3rd world country in need of Yuck Championship gear and I can help make that happen.
Enjoy your vacation & the holidays & time with your family

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago