google translate del post del ct polacco nel suo forum:
Italy (Italia; European Socialist Federal Republic of Italy) - State lying somewhere in southern Europe. Its name comes from the custom of requiring every woman's cut Italy after 20 days of age. This rite is usually associated with sexual initiation. Apparently there is a warm and sunny. Italy looks like a boot. A long, narrow peninsula protruding from the belly of Europe is set as if he wanted to kick Sicily, to the west. This particular shape made from Italian natural habitat of early civilization. Poland imports from there expensive wine (more than 5 zł per liter). Met with great opposition from the Polish society, who is a consumer cheap wine, ousted from the market by those expensive. What Italian city, a lot of monuments from different ages and additional learning is present.
population
You can see a very clear trend of population living in Italia: persons aged 0-30 years are usually well-built individuals, but for unknown reasons at the age of about 30 years in most Italijczyków develops what is called a "beer muscles".
Young Italians often complain that they have to live with their parents for up to 72 years of age. Being Italian is also a bit of fun, it expresses itself obsessively popularity among Polish women who are ready to abandon their feminist ideals for the time spent with the swarthy Italian who did it is not only the Romanian Marokańcem either.
In Italy every week in many cities of the country short religious wars erupt. They are fighting mainly young people. Arms are the most common chairs. Italy is the main religion for football, pursued by 103.1% of the population.
Economy
The country's economy is mainly based on the production of Puppies, as well as wine production, which does not contain sulfur, which is generally considered heresy. The basis of the economy is a production of cars Bburago. Best-selling household equipment in Italy are television, flying out of the window during the transmission of football matches, especially those of the Champions League. Italy exports mainly economic crisis and the debt of honor fighting for first place with Greece.
Religion
The main religion in Italy is calcio. Calcio is just a general name of religion, because soccer in this country is divided into different factions. A lot of believers is the Church of the Sacred Juventus Turin in the Call Moggiego. Another important church is the Church of Milan, distinguished and aging priests. The remainder of this sect, among others. Inter church followers, Viola, Genoa, Napoli and Torino. There is even a heathen influences sanmaryńskich, but only at the regional level. Current historians have discovered a mysterious order of men hiding in the hay of the sixteenth century. It is suspected that they gave birth to the tradition of laying hay under the tablecloth Christmas.
The most famous temples are:
San Siro - the temple bikulturowa Milan and Inter;
Stadio Olimpico - Lazio and Roma, the tourists are going there aiming to Rome, and not to some Colosseum;
Ollimpico Stadio Di Torino - Juventus (the replacement temple, which the followers of this sect as the match burn piece by piece.'s Called. Ritual of Turin with the aim of not having to).
Stadio Communale di Luigi Ferraris - Genoa, clergy Rossoblu love to work for your city including carefully remove the remnants of the communist era. They love to perform sacred rituals in Genoa, such as the celebration of his brothers funeral. Clergy constantly brags that Genoa has won nine titles of Italy, with the last in 1924.
Stadio San Paolo - Naples, a community of beats records of popularity in recent times in Italy. The temple of St. Paul pulls the last more faithful than to Rome.