Technically strait is a word.So basically he's poor,skinny,and righteous.
strait (strt)
n.
1. Abbr. Str. or St. A narrow channel joining two larger bodies of water. Often used in the plural with a singular verb.
2. A position of difficulty, perplexity, distress, or need. Often used in the plural: in desperate straits.
adj.
1.
a. Difficult; stressful.
b. Having or marked by limited funds or resources.
2. Archaic
a. Narrow.
b. Affording little space or room; confined.
c. Fitting tightly; constricted.
3. Archaic Strict, rigid, or righteous.