I would like to share my "Mutual TIE Template", so others can share in the joy that is Mutual TIE'ing. I understand that part of it is communication, so this way you all can join in the fun.
Hello friend!
My name is _____, I am the manager of _____. How is the weather today in your specific region of ______? It is beautiful/not beautiful/crappy (choose one) here in ______, my region of choice.
Crazy season __ we're having here, huh? You have done a tremendous job of managing your team, ____. I see you made it to the __th round of the Cup! Good job/You got screwed!
Well, I have a way that you can do better in your difficult home/away game against ______. We can Mutual TIE! What is a Mutual TIE? Well, it is wonderful! Because the enthusiasm system is so damn ______, it benefits us both to TIE our next game against _______. I mean, you were going to Normal anyway, right? Cause only an ______ would CT a league game! Exactly! The great thing is, since we were both going to Normal, we should just both TIE! Everyone wins!
Well, not everyone wins really. In reality, _______ suffers greatly from this. It results in him having ______ malfunction, and _______ disorders. Oh, and the following list of people/groups also suffer because of our Mutual TIE: _______, _______, ________, Libretarians, ________, ________, Deadmeat, _______, and any damn dirty foriegners from ______! But you don't care about them - you are from the great region of ______!
Anyway, I hope you consider my proposal. I'm actually already created a "answer template" that you can copy and paste below. Feel free to use it in other mutually advantageous situations as well!
Regards,
__________
Answer Template:
Thanks ______! You are truly wise, ethically sound, and righteous! In response to your offer, I chose to ______ our next game. May all be well with you, your family, and _______!
Cheers,
________
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