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You just make outlying references to your previously fantastic life from the hearth of you currently dreary existence.

I don't really have anything important to say, but I feel like the craftsmanship of that sentence shouldn't go unnoticed. Like a diamond amongst the rough that is the internet today. Bravo sir.


Weird aside over. Carry on.

Things I Want in a NT Representative

- A healthy hatred of foreigners. I'm not promoting racism, just saying that I don't want a manager who is afraid to CT someone based on something their country did 50 years ago.

- A strong will. We don't elect wishy-washy leaders in America. If the manager thinks we can throw people off balance with a Patient/FCP approach this week, then by-golly he should go for it, regardless of the nerdy numbers and logical nonsense that says otherwise. These are the bold decisions that turn leaders into legends!

- An overall hatefulness. You name me one legendary coach who had decent blood pressure. Mike Ditka would have punched you in the mouth for wearing a sweater that hurt his eyes, and he won a Super Bowl. Bobby Knight once stabbed a Starbucks employee in the neck for asking if he wanted whipped cream on his coffee. And he did alright.

- A little bit of insecurity. Yes, he should have the balls to go Patient/FCP if he wants, but he should think about it real hard, because we have beheaded coaches for much lesser offenses. A tiny bit of self-doubt is what stops strong leaders from getting Gadhaffi'd.

- A proficiency in annoying Wolph


By this expert analysis, which is supported by 100% of people in the 50 states (97% in Guam, 94% in Puerto Rico), and by your own description, Jfarb is an almost EXACT match for who the American people want representing the NT.

Last edited by yeppers at 7/30/2013 3:31:35 AM

Told y'all not to mess with Wolph and now look what happened. He completely owned you guys.

Man, y'all are an uptight bunch. If you can't decipher the dripping sarcasm in yeppers' post, then I don't know what to tell you. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

I think some of you guys need a repairman, because: http://i.imgur.com/D2xYs.jpg

So again, why attack me over it? Why make it personal? really pathetic dude.

Hahahaha you were the one who called me jerk, or do you not remember that? My original response to you was combative debate, but no where in there was any personal insult. Read it again if you like (http://www.buzzerbeater.com/community/forum/read.aspx?thr...). Your response is directly below, the fact that you responded to me by saying "waaahh jfarb is being a jerk to me, so fine I'm not gonna train any US players anymore, see how u like it" shows that you know you lost the debate and had to take that disgraceful tactic. So I respond to your insult with a personal insult by saying you think you know better than everyone else and that I don't have a good opinion of you and apparently I'm the one who made it personal? Get out of here you hypocrite troll. Writing a billion character responses won't make you right, you are out of your league.

Btw I don't hate foreigners so I don't want to be mislabeled as such, I specifically said I do not think highly of foreign BB managers who come on our forums and try to tell us how to run our program. Do not misquote me. At no time did I ever say I hate foreigners, yeppers said that as a joke and you ran with it as you have no where else to go because you are on the wrong side of this debate. Our program works personally with hundreds of foreign managers who are training American players and I am glad to work with them.

Last edited by jfarb at 7/30/2013 6:33:14 PM