Things I Want in a NT Representative
- A healthy hatred of foreigners. I'm not promoting racism, just saying that I don't want a manager who is afraid to CT someone based on something their country did 50 years ago.
- A strong will. We don't elect wishy-washy leaders in America. If the manager thinks we can throw people off balance with a Patient/FCP approach this week, then by-golly he should go for it, regardless of the nerdy numbers and logical nonsense that says otherwise. These are the bold decisions that turn leaders into legends!
- An overall hatefulness. You name me one legendary coach who had decent blood pressure. Mike Ditka would have punched you in the mouth for wearing a sweater that hurt his eyes, and he won a Super Bowl. Bobby Knight once stabbed a Starbucks employee in the neck for asking if he wanted whipped cream on his coffee. And he did alright.
- A little bit of insecurity. Yes, he should have the balls to go Patient/FCP if he wants, but he should think about it real hard, because we have beheaded coaches for much lesser offenses. A tiny bit of self-doubt is what stops strong leaders from getting Gadhaffi'd.
- A proficiency in annoying Wolph
By this expert analysis, which is supported by 100% of people in the 50 states (97% in Guam, 94% in Puerto Rico), and by your own description, Jfarb is an almost EXACT match for who the American people want representing the NT.
Last edited by yeppers at 7/30/2013 3:31:35 AM