Oh no, now you're busting on soccer. Can I change my rival to Turkeys?
Sweet, my official rival is now Wake Forest. Seeing as this is the smack thread, let me now try to add some fuel to the fire. My Penn State Nittany Lions are ranked ahead of those Demon Decons (#22-#23) in the preseason football rankings. Our coach is 103 years old, can't feed or go to the bathroom by himself anymore, and recruits people that get him ambushed by ESPN... And we're still ranked higher than you.Every NBBA team has already been advised to double the amount of dustpans and brushes for the courtside staff when your team visits. This is so that the game can continue quicker when your players glass bones eventually shatter.I once won a contest and was allowed to meet the Spurs players before their game against the Sixers. The first time I saw Tim Duncan in person, he was crying like a little girl because he left his blue thong panties with his luggage and wouldn't be able to wear them during the game. I then kicked him in the junk. Ok, obviously none of this really happened, but it would've been really funny if it did.I noticed that Wake Forest is ranked #1 in the preseason rankings in soccer. Good for you. Its just a shame that you are no good at sports that everyone in America views as more important like beer pong and intermural foosball.There we go, now we can be rivals.
Not sure how they figured out Rivals, but it's funny that my rival is just Salisbury. However, Salisbury - KDB - Red Sox Nation - all list me as their rival.
Besides, anything that gives me another chance to rip on Grossman and Orton is always welcome.
And that was the only insult that really hit home. Because this is a basketball game, though, when was the last time Penn State decided to field a team anyway? Lucky for you guys that Northwestern is in the Big Ten (Eleven?!?) or else someone might notice how bad your team is.To give you some more info:Wake Forest UniversityWinston-Salem, NC (moved from Wake Forest, NC in 1956)4,321 undergraduate studentsRanked #30 by US News
Geesh, why don't you just pick on retarded people and the French while you're at it.