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From: Losk0

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42551.13 in reply to 42551.11
Date: 8/12/2008 9:51:54 PM
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Oh no, now you're busting on soccer. Can I change my rival to Turkeys?


HA! I'm actually quite the soccer fan and former somewhat talented GK before the ACL in my left leg decided to end my playing days. It's just very tough to rip on a school that you know almost nothing about.

I wouldn't mind an extra rival, though. Despite my best efforts, I'm just not as hateable as Stogey.

Besides, anything that gives me another chance to rip on Grossman and Orton is always welcome.


From: dhoff

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42551.14 in reply to 42551.10
Date: 8/12/2008 10:34:06 PM
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Sweet, my official rival is now Wake Forest. Seeing as this is the smack thread, let me now try to add some fuel to the fire.

My Penn State Nittany Lions are ranked ahead of those Demon Decons (#22-#23) in the preseason football rankings. Our coach is 103 years old, can't feed or go to the bathroom by himself anymore, and recruits people that get him ambushed by ESPN... And we're still ranked higher than you.

Every NBBA team has already been advised to double the amount of dustpans and brushes for the courtside staff when your team visits. This is so that the game can continue quicker when your players glass bones eventually shatter.

I once won a contest and was allowed to meet the Spurs players before their game against the Sixers. The first time I saw Tim Duncan in person, he was crying like a little girl because he left his blue thong panties with his luggage and wouldn't be able to wear them during the game. I then kicked him in the junk. Ok, obviously none of this really happened, but it would've been really funny if it did.

I noticed that Wake Forest is ranked #1 in the preseason rankings in soccer. Good for you. Its just a shame that you are no good at sports that everyone in America views as more important like beer pong and intermural foosball.

There we go, now we can be rivals.

That's what I'm talking about!

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42551.15 in reply to 42551.7
Date: 8/12/2008 11:09:17 PM
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Not sure how they figured out Rivals, but it's funny that my rival is just Salisbury. However, Salisbury - KDB - Red Sox Nation - all list me as their rival.


For what it's worth, Charles thinks we have one of the biggest rivalries in BB history.

NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
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42551.16 in reply to 42551.15
Date: 8/13/2008 1:14:41 AM
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What is the point of these rivals? Who has beaten you most in the division?

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42551.17 in reply to 42551.16
Date: 8/13/2008 1:32:22 AM
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I assume it's something to do with the new Fans thing.

NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
From: stogey23

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42551.19 in reply to 42551.13
Date: 8/13/2008 10:38:51 AM
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Besides, anything that gives me another chance to rip on Grossman and Orton is always welcome.


Geesh, why don't you just pick on retarded people and the French while you're at it.

Friends Do not Let Friends Play 2-3 Zone
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42551.20 in reply to 42551.18
Date: 8/13/2008 6:01:21 PM
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You can hardly fault him--after all, it's a small school and relatively unknown among people that didn't have a chance of getting admitted.

From: Losk0

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42551.21 in reply to 42551.18
Date: 8/14/2008 5:03:33 AM
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And that was the only insult that really hit home.

Because this is a basketball game, though, when was the last time Penn State decided to field a team anyway? Lucky for you guys that Northwestern is in the Big Ten (Eleven?!?) or else someone might notice how bad your team is.

To give you some more info:

Wake Forest University
Winston-Salem, NC (moved from Wake Forest, NC in 1956)
4,321 undergraduate students
Ranked #30 by US News


Most of us just pretend that we don't have a basketball team. This includes many of it's players

Like Hoosier said, it is a relatively small school and I doubt they would ever let someone like me on campus without a mop and bucket.

Geesh, why don't you just pick on retarded people and the French while you're at it.


Please don't insult retarded people by grouping them with the French.

But, seriously, don't you look back and long for the days of guys like Jim Miller and Mike Thomzak(sp?)?

Edit - removal of lame joke that could be considered offensive, although the Non-removal of other lame jokes are probably even more offensive.

Last edited by Losk0 at 8/14/2008 8:08:57 AM

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42551.22 in reply to 42551.7
Date: 8/14/2008 3:06:19 PM
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Am I missing something, or is KDB the sole US team in B3?

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42551.23 in reply to 42551.22
Date: 8/14/2008 3:11:11 PM
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I believe that's correct.

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